Because we've all been a guiri at some point!

Guiris de Mierda

We get it—plans change. Here's how cancellations work for all Guiris de Mierda events:

Cancel 7 days or more before the event, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

Cancel between 48 hours and 7 days before the event, and you’ll receive a 50% refund.

Cancel less than 48 hours before the event, or don’t show up? Sadly, we can’t offer a refund.

Thanks for understanding and supporting the community 💛

 in Retiro for some park yoga fun, followed by a coffee and a chat.

The yoga session lasts 1h and is available for all levels.

Yoga in the Park

Anna Matthews

Lucia Del Blanco

Axel DELERUE

Jose Eduardo Rodríguez Velasco 

Isaac Pehrson

Yana Stasevich

Sanja Markovic

Eleanor Watts

Gabriela

Marifer Sanchez

Madrid

Oliva Yoga

Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet.

For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos.

Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑