Guiris de Mierda

Because we've all been a guiri at some point!
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God Tier Guiri
€50/month · €400/year
Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet. For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos. Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑

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Cover Image for La Paloma 2025

La Paloma 2025

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Hopper
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Madrid
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Sold Out
+85
 
Cover Image for La Paloma 2025 - Meet In The Streets

La Paloma 2025 - Meet In The Streets

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
+57
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda & Mellow Mente Yoga
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€9
 
Cover Image for GUIRI SURF CAMP 🏄‍♂️ | ASTURIAS

GUIRI SURF CAMP 🏄‍♂️ | ASTURIAS

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Asturias
+20
 
Cover Image for THE BIG BBQ BLOWOUT | Summer Party Madrid

THE BIG BBQ BLOWOUT | Summer Party Madrid

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By Guiris de Mierda, Enmary & Nicholas Farrell
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Generator Madrid
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Madrid
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€25
+162
 
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Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda & Mellow Mente Yoga
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€9
 
Cover Image for Back to School Party 🌅 | VALENCIA

Back to School Party 🌅 | VALENCIA

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By Guiris de Mierda & Ana Miguel
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Gran Martínez
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Valencia
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€7.50
+9
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda & Mellow Mente Yoga
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€9
 
Cover Image for Guiris After Work Rooftop 🍻 🌴

Guiris After Work Rooftop 🍻 🌴

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By Guiris de Mierda & Enmary
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Generator Madrid
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Madrid
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€15
 
Cover Image for GUIRIS MALAGA LAUNCH 🔥

GUIRIS MALAGA LAUNCH 🔥

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By Guiris de Mierda & Joyce
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Pasaje Chinitas
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Malaga
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€10
 
Cover Image for Guiris Speed Dating Experience 💕

Guiris Speed Dating Experience 💕

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Relais de Paris - Restaurante Barrio Salamanca
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Madrid
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€12.50
 
Cover Image for Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

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By Guiris de Mierda
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TBC
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Golden Guiri
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Madrid
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Sold Out
 
Cover Image for Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

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By Guiris de Mierda
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TBC
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Golden Guiri
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Madrid
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Sold Out
 
Cover Image for Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

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By Guiris de Mierda
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TBC
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Golden Guiri
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Madrid
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Sold Out
 
Cover Image for Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

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By Guiris de Mierda
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TBC
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Golden Guiri
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Madrid
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Sold Out
 
Cover Image for Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

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By Guiris de Mierda
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TBC
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Golden Guiri
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Madrid
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Sold Out
 
Cover Image for Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

Golden Guiri Meal | MADRID

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By Guiris de Mierda
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TBC
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Golden Guiri
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Madrid
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Sold Out
 
Cover Image for Guiris Ski Trip 🎿 | Formigal

Guiris Ski Trip 🎿 | Formigal

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Formigal