Guiris de Mierda

Because we've all been a guiri at some point!
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God Tier Guiri
€50/month · €400/year
Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet. For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos. Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑

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Cover Image for Guiris Speed Dating Experience 💕 (23-34 age group)

Guiris Speed Dating Experience 💕 (23-34 age group)

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By Guiris de Mierda & Kristina
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Relais de Paris - Restaurante Barrio Salamanca
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Madrid
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€12.50
+32
 
Cover Image for Summer Terraza Party with Bonavida 🌅 | VALENCIA

Summer Terraza Party with Bonavida 🌅 | VALENCIA

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By Guiris de Mierda & Ana Miguel
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Mas Blayet
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Valencia
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€7.50
+28
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda & Donny
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€9
 
Cover Image for Guiris After Work Rooftop 🍻 🌴

Guiris After Work Rooftop 🍻 🌴

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By Guiris de Mierda & Enmary
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Generator Madrid
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Madrid
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€15
+9
 
Cover Image for Afterwork Tardeo with Bonavida | BARCELONA

Afterwork Tardeo with Bonavida | BARCELONA

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Bonavida Bar
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Barcelona
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€10
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€9
 
Cover Image for Warner Beach Day 🎢 💦| Golden Guiri

Warner Beach Day 🎢 💦| Golden Guiri

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Parque Warner Beach
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Golden Guiri
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Madrid
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€15
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€9
 
Cover Image for Guiris After Work Rooftop 🍻 🌴

Guiris After Work Rooftop 🍻 🌴

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Generator Madrid
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Madrid
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€15
 
Cover Image for La Paloma 2025

La Paloma 2025

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Hopper
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Madrid
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€15
+16
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€9
 
Cover Image for GUIRI SURF CAMP 🏄‍♂️ | ASTURIAS

GUIRI SURF CAMP 🏄‍♂️ | ASTURIAS

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Asturias
+16
 
Cover Image for GUIRIS SUMMER PARTY

GUIRIS SUMMER PARTY

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By Guiris de Mierda
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To Be Announced
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Madrid
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€15
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€9
 
Cover Image for Guiris After Work Rooftop 🍻 🌴

Guiris After Work Rooftop 🍻 🌴

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Generator Madrid
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Madrid
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€15
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€9