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Guiris de Mierda

We get it—plans change. Here's how cancellations work for all Guiris de Mierda events:

Cancel 7 days or more before the event, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

Cancel between 48 hours and 7 days before the event, and you’ll receive a 50% refund.

Cancel less than 48 hours before the event, or don’t show up? Sadly, we can’t offer a refund.

Thanks for understanding and supporting the community 💛

The best thing about staying in Madrid over summer is the festivals.

If you don't already know, the festivals are totally free to attend and each barrio has their own over the course of the summer.

The Guiris will be attending as many as possible this summer, especially the big ones!

Expect festival vibes, people partying in the streets, and good times baby!

📍 In terms of location, we will meet at Hopper bar in La Latina before hand, have a couple of drinks and then all go to the street fiesta together.

I will send a location pin on the day to all attendees so they can find us in the crowd if you want to join later.

La Paloma Festival

Ámbar el zelah

Kieraney Luna

Aldo Amico

Alejandra Zaragoza

Beto

Javiera

Annamária P.

Valeria morante

Nick Tymko

Kiryl Charnamyrdzin

Madrid

Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet.

For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos.

Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑