Because we've all been a guiri at some point!

Guiris de Mierda

We get it—plans change. Here's how cancellations work for all Guiris de Mierda events:

Cancel 7 days or more before the event, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

Cancel between 48 hours and 7 days before the event, and you’ll receive a 50% refund.

Cancel less than 48 hours before the event, or don’t show up? Sadly, we can’t offer a refund.

Thanks for understanding and supporting the community 💛

Guiris de Mierda presents a speed dating experience you won't want to miss.

- No asking for contact details, your matches will be sent to you after the event

By purchasing a ticket, you consent to possible digital recording and the use of this content on social media.

Guiris Speed Dating Experience 💕

Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet.

For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos.

Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑

God Tier Guiri

Girls ticket

Boys ticket

You are not guaranteed a spot speed-dating, but you can come and socialise. If there are any no-shows then you will get a place in the speed-dating. This ticket type will only be accepted once regular tickets are fully sold.