Toronto Pizza Crawl!!🍕
​By Royal Decree: A Most Noble and Exalted Pizza Pilgrimage Through the Sovereign City of Toronto
​Whereas, it hath pleased Us to embark upon a gastronomic quest of most singular importance;And Whereas, the realm boasteth an abundance of pizzerias, each worthy of fealty;We Do Hereby Ordain this sacred itinerary for the consumption of the finest pies in the land:
​First, to Badiali, where the crust is golden as a crown and the cheese doth stretch like the banners of a victorious army. Let all who taste it swear allegiance to its perfection.
​Then, to North of Brooklyn, where the slices fold as gracefully as a courtier’s bow, and the sauce is as rich as the treasury of a prosperous kingdom.
​Next, to Fresca, a bastion of tradition, where the pies are hearty as a knight’s shield and the toppings as abundant as the harvest in times of plenty.
​From There, to One Night Only, a hidden gem where the square pies are as precise as a scribe’s parchment, and the flavors as bold as a king’s decree.
​Then, to Maker Pizza, where the ingredients are as rare and splendid as the jewels in a monarch’s scepter, and each bite is a tribute to culinary majesty.
​Finally, to Blondies, where the late-night slices are as lively as a jester’s wit, and the spices dance upon the tongue like minstrels at a feast.
​Let It Be Known that this pilgrimage shall be undertaken with due reverence, and that all subjects are encouraged to partake in this most noble of journeys.
​Given Under Our Hand and Seal, this day, in the Year of Our Pizza, Two Thousand and Twenty-Five.
​Long Live the Pie. 🍕👑