Royal Birthday: Part 1

​🛰️ TRANSMISSION INCOMING…

​From: Command Deck / Spice King
Subject: MISSION NEON STARDUST – Updated Coordinates & Critical Expansion
Priority: 🚨 Cosmic High Alert 🚨

​🪐 WELCOME ABOARD THE NEON STARDUST

​Mission Log Update: We were wrong.

​Initial scans pegged the Stardust-Class Cruiser at 9,000 sq ft… but the latest telemetry confirms:

​SHE'S A 16,000 SQ FT (3 FLOOR) INTERGALACTIC BATTLECRUISER OF BASS, LIGHT, AND ART.

​And now she needs more inhabitants.
More energy. More chaos. More life.

​This isn’t just another trip—it’s a cosmic awakening disguised as a party.

​🌌 MISSION OVERVIEW

​🗓 Stardate: Saturday, 7PM–3AM
📍 Launch Site: Undisclosed Warehouse, Downtown SF (coordinates released T–24 hrs) SEE PHOTOS BELOW!
🛰 Capacity Expanded: More crew needed for liftoff
🎉 SPECIAL OPERATION: Spice King Birthday Protocol engaged on the Super Secret VIP Deck
🍸 Life Support Fully Stocked: OPEN BAR (cosmic elixirs + premium hydration)

​🔒 THE HIDDEN FLOOR (VIP Sector)

​Unauthorized access discouraged. Contains high-saturation lifeforms and...
🎂 A classified birthday mission. Entry only for operatives with style, swagger, or secret coordinates.

​🎛️ CREW MANIFEST (Initial Lineup)

• ​Le Crew: SoSickSoSad, ValouFlex, DJ DanyDonowitz

• ​2080 Society: Hapki

• ​Guest navigators and sonic engineers to be revealed in-flight.

​🎭 AESTHETIC PROTOCOLS

​Required Uniforms:
Celestial rebels, cyber witches, starborn warriors, rave mystics, nebula sirens.
(Think: Dune, Blade Runner, Star Wars, Mad Max: Moonbase Edition)

​Glow, shimmer, armor, glam. Rule the stars.

​— SPICE KING