Startup Deck Roast

​Hey founders! 👋

​I'm David, and I spend my days helping startups from all over the world raise from investors all over the world.

​I've seen it all. The good, the bad and the ugly with a face even a mother couldn't love.

​I'm going to show you what my global investor network thinks when they see your deck. This isn't your typical webinar; this is a real-time, no-💩 walkthrough of a few pitch decks where I’ll be talking out loud about what’s going on in an investor's head when they open an email from a founder. 💥

​You'll get a direct, candid peek into the mind of an investor. I’ll show you exactly what they like, dislike, tolerate, and flat-out hate when they see your deck. Spoiler alert: some things make them want to cry... and not in a good way. 😭

​That's why I'm hosting "Deck Roast with David Levine" on September 5th from 10am-11:30am.

​The goal? To help you understand how investors think before you even get to pitch—if you get that far at all. Learn what makes us invite you to a meeting or, on the flip side, hit "delete" without a second thought.

​If you’ve got a deck you’re brave enough to have roasted and skin thick enough to be toasted, submit it here: https://tally.so/r/3qOYPY. Remember, I'm only opening up a few spaces to the public, so grab your spot while you can. 🚀

​I solemnly promise to be candid, direct but at least polite (ish).

​Looking forward to seeing you there—if you dare!