Meow! Hee-ow is She Still Alive?
Birthday picnic or just day drinking in the park like degens if the weather is nice. Check my IG story for updates and exact location. Will probably be on the north side next to the parkhouse somewhere! I’ll post a pin once I’m there xx Not supposed to rain until like 7 or so, fingers crossed 🤞🏼
Now that I’ve invited like 50 people I guess I have to go through with it lol
And if you want the excessively long AI written description, which is also likely accurate, here you go:
“Ready to unleash your inner goofball and embrace the cosmic absurdity of existence? Join Kat J for “Meow! Hee-ow is She Still Alive?”—the only event where nine lives are just the warm-up act. We’re gathering at McCarren Park for a day of delightful nonsense, existential furballs, and the kind of chaos that would make even Schrödinger’s cat question her life choices.
Expect impromptu dance-offs that defy the laws of physics (and dignity), questionable picnic snacks that may or may not be catnip-infused, and the ever-elusive kazoo parade—bring your kazoo, but don’t get your hopes up. Whether you’re a park regular or just here to ponder the futility of chasing red laser dots, everyone’s welcome. Bonus points if your socks are as mismatched as your sense of purpose.
Bring your wildest ideas, your silliest friends, and your best “I meant to do that” park game face. We’ll be hanging out, making out (jk, unless you’re a cat), and probably confusing a few squirrels who thought they understood the meaning of life. If you’ve ever wanted to discuss the void with a teletabby (heh heh) or contemplate the heat death of the universe while playing with furbies, this is your moment.
Don’t forget: existential dread pairs well with sunblock and snacks. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the collective meow of “what even is reality?” See you there for a whacky good time—because if life is meaningless, we might as well make it hilarious.”