Pitch & Drink with P2S.vc 🍸
SaaStr After Hours: Pitch&Drink with P2S.vc
Lords and Ladies of the Startup Realm,
Heed the horn — a most illustrious gathering awaits thee in San Francisco, where founders and investors shall mingle under one noble roof.
This is Pitch&Drink, an evening not of mead and mutton, but of moonshots and mimosas. Where elevator pitches fly swift as falcons, and fortunes may rise like well-proofed sourdough.
📜 The Format: A Court of Capital
Thou shalt partake in Venture Speed Dating, a most exhilarating rite:
2–3 minutes to deliver thy pitch — no scrolls, no decks, just the fire in thy belly and the clarity of thy quest.
Followed by 6–7 minutes of questions from the investor nobility.
At the sound of the sacred Gong (aye, there shall be a gong), thou shalt rotate to the next noble patron.
❗️ Fill out the extra bit of information on the registration page if you'd like to pitch!
⏰ Schedule of the Grand Assembly
5:00pm – 7:00pm — The Royal Pitching Court opens for only those chosen by scroll to present their visions before the investor council.
After 7:00pm — The castle gates swing wide! All citizens of Startupdom are welcome to join for merriment, drink, and sacred schmoozing.
📧 Those selected to pitch shall receive a scroll via email with sacred instructions. All others — fear not! Arrive post-7pm for camaraderie and connections.
*** LOCATION REVEALED 24 HOURS BEFORE THE EVENT ***
⭐ A Royal Invitation!
🎯 Sharpen thy pitch sword in real-time with real investors (some of whom own actual socks with unicorns on them).
🍹 Drink thy drink and mingle with startup royalty and commoners alike.
💸 Sniff out the coin, the capital, the cheddar — whatever thy kingdom needs to scale thy dreams.
🏆 About the Grand Order of P2S
The P2S.vc Guild — forged by AltaIR Capital, Yellow Rocks, Smart Partnership Capital, and I2BF Global Ventures — seeks worthy startups at MVP stage who are just spicy enough to fund.
They offer:
💰 Pre-seed investment for early-stage legends
🧙 Mentorship from wizards who’ve seen more pivots than a medieval drawbridge
🔁 Up to 50% of your next round matched, if thou provest thy mettle
Honestly, it’s a pretty sweet deal — even the royal treasurer raised an eyebrow (which is as close to enthusiasm as he gets).
🗣️ Final Words from the Throne of Spice
“Come, pitch thy heart out.
Mingle, sip, repeat.
And may thy cap table ever be spicy and clean.”
See you there, noble founders. Wear something dramatic.
— SPICE KING OF ZANZIBAR
https://instagram.com/spicekingofzanzibar