6-DAY ACTIVE OFFLINE RETREAT IN CRETE
Ditch the noise for 6 days - not just notifications, but all the mental tabs you can't close. Trading your endless to-do list for coastal hikes and your social feeds for actual human connection.
This isn't another typical wellness retreat. (No forced journaling or group hugs, promise.)
What you'll get:
5 nights in a stunning mountain villa with heated pool
Five breakfasts and five dinners (a mix of taverna dinners and villa feasts), plus unlimited coffee, tea, and matcha in the villa
Airport pickup and drop-off from Chania airport (you don't need to worry about anything)
Hidden beaches locals won't even tell tourists about
Daily movement that doesn't feel like a chore
Clear mind protocols that actually work in real life
The freedom to do whatever the hell you want (including absolutely nothing)
A small group of humans who get it (max 6 people)
Program and Activities: No military schedules here - your nervous system deserves better.
Morning movement by the sea (or extra sleep - both are valid life choices), coastal hikes to places Google Maps hasn't found, hidden beach discoveries, sunset gatherings, and taverna dinners where conversations go deeper than the weather.
Arrival: Monday, May 12th
Departure: Saturday, May 17th
The Location: South Crete mountains with sea views that make you question your life choices. (In a good way.)
Choose between a private queen room or shared twin, both with the kind of views you'd normally set as your screensaver.
The Group: Just 6 people who are secretly wondering if they're the only ones exhausted by constant digital noise. (Spoiler: you're not.)
Open to women ready for a reset - whether you're 30 and questioning your career path or 65 and seeking your next chapter.
What about your phone? Yes, will be 6 days offline. No, you won't die.
At the villa, your phone stays in our special phone locker.
But the point isn't to demonize technology, is to learn how to use it. During adventures, you can bring your phone (SIM card out) to snap those must-capture moments. It might feel a little different at first, but that's where the magic happens.
Investment:
SHARED TWIN: €1,190 Early Bird | €1,350 Regular
Bring a friend: €100 discount each (e-mail me after making deposit)
PRIVATE QUEEN ROOM
Just You: €1,790 (Early) | €1,950 (Regular)
You + Friend: €1,090 (Early) | €1,250 (Regular) per person
P.S. Close your eyes for a moment. Fast forward 20 years. Are you still in the same patterns? That feeling in your chest right now? That's your future self trying to tell you something.