9 Spices - Enneagram Mixer & Party
What's the Enneagram?
I’ve been preaching the Enneagram like it’s scripture since I was 15. While other kids were out making memories, I was diagnosing my soul. Did it make me fun at parties? No. Did it make me insufferable? Also yes. But I swear by this system, and now it’s time for you to join my totally-not-a-cult. 🔥😈
Now, let’s address the obvious: yes, the Enneagram logo looks like a full-blown cult symbol 🔺👀. But no, this isn’t a cult — unless you consider obsessively analyzing your personality, forcing your friends to take the test, and using your number as an excuse for all your bad habits… in which case, welcome to the initiation 🔥😈.
The Enneagram is a personality typing system that divides humanity into 9 types, each with their own motivations, fears, and emotional baggage. Basically, it’s astrology for people who read self-help books. And let’s be real—it does have a cult-like following, but at least we’re self-aware (…kinda).
🎉 Hosted by yours truly, The Spice King 🌶️👑, this is the one party where your baggage isn’t just welcome—it’s practically the MAIN EVENT 🎭. That’s right, we’re mixing friendship 🤝, love ❤️, and a little bit of light psychological profiling 🧠 for a night you’ll never forget (or regret… hopefully 🤞).
And because we like to keep things extra spicy 🌶️, we’re taking over Hawthorn SF—one of the hottest lounges in the city 🍸💃. Expect a night filled with great cocktails 🍹, better conversations 🗣️, DJs and music, and at least one existential crisis when you realize you’ve been mistyped for years 😵💫.
See you there—Type 7s, please try to actually show up.
P.S. NO! You don't need to know your Enneagram number right now to sign-up.
SCHEDULE:
⏰ 7-10:00 PM: Arrive at Hawthorn SF, where we’ll have separate sections at the bar for each Enneagram type 🍾. That’s right—find your people 👀, avoid your ex’s number 🚫❤️, and figure out why you keep dating the same type that ruins your life 😬💔. We'll text you throughout the night to meet different numbers as well!
Will you leave with a best friend 🫂, a work buddy 💼, or a spicy new romance 🔥❤️? Who knows—but at least you’ll have a great excuse to text your therapist tomorrow 📱🛋️.
⏰ At 10:00 PM, the party keeps going—we’ll keep dancing 🕺💃 and turn it into a full-on rager until 2 AM 🎶🔥.
👗 ATTIRE (STRICTLY ENFORCED):
Classy. Dressy. Cocktail attire.
No t-shirts. No sandals. No backpacks.
🔥 WHO’S THIS FOR? 🔥
🧐 Type 1s – Who plan on correcting everyone’s Enneagram knowledge by the end of the night.
🤲 Type 2s – Who are just here to help… whether you asked or not.
🏆 Type 3s – Who will pretend they don’t care about winning the “Best Personality” vote, but secretly do.
🎭 Type 4s – Who want to be seen as unique but are panicking because so does every other Type 4 here.
📖 Type 5s – Who already researched this entire event but will still act surprised.
🚪 Type 6s – Who came with a detailed escape plan in case things get too weird.
🎉 Type 7s – Who double-booked this with another party and are deciding in real-time whether to stay.
💪 Type 8s – Who are already in charge of something despite not being the host.
🌿 Type 9s – Who got dragged here by their more extroverted friend and will just “go with the flow”.
Curious on what your Enneagram number is? Take the Enneagram test here: https://www.9types.com/rheti/index.php (you don't need to take it now to sign-up but eventually you should before the event!)
💃 RSVP NOW—before the Type 4s decide it’s too mainstream 🎨, the Type 6s create a pros-and-cons list 📝, and the Type 9s forget to respond altogether 😴.
—Spice King of Zanzibar 🌶️👑