FLIRT FEST: THE AWKWARD EDITION
Where Romance Meets Second-Hand Embarrassment
Step into a world where sparks don't fly—they fumble. This isn't smooth; it's Intentionally Awkward. If you feel bad, you’re doing great.
Stumble through attraction, cringe and all, during an evening where connection happens through shared intentional embarrassment. (Nothing brings people together like collectively dying inside… right?)
What to expect:
LIVE DATING REVIEW BOOTH
Your dating game gets critiqued by your ex or mom (via video call).
FLIRTING TELEPHONE GAME
Watch your smoothest line deteriorate through whispers. Results guaranteed questionable.
SPIN THE BOTTLE: INERTIA EDITION
On a bed, so it barely spins. Maximum anticipation, minimal rotation.
FLIRT LIKE YOUR INNER FROG
Ribbit, croak, charm. No actual transformations guaranteed.
AI BABY GENERATOR
Meet your hypothetical offspring. Warning: AI has questionable taste.
OFF-KEY SERENADE STATION
Because nothing says romance like butchering "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
PARENTAL SIMILARITY RATING
Rate how much they're like your parents. Freud would approve.
RUN YOUR OWN
Create your own station or experience! (as long as it’s awkward)
DETAILS:
No need be single
Sex-balanced, hetero, 20s/early 30s
Optional wristbands for no-touch flirting
All physical flirting at 30% slow-motion speed (boundaries matter)
Doors close 8:00 PM. Debrief at 9:30 PM
Studies show* shared embarrassment creates stronger bonds than shared success. *Studies conducted in our heads
Ready to flirt in The Discomfort Zone?
(photos from last time)