Gabrie Turns Nearly-30 (End of an Animal)

​Here is a description of the event by my buddy Ryan Reynolds, written by ChatGPT:

​Hey folks,

​You know what's almost as depressing as turning 29? Throwing a party to celebrate it. But that's exactly what we're doing for my boy Gabrie will be doing. He's hitting the big 2-9 and let's be real, it's not exactly something to be f*cking thrilled about.

​Join us for a night of laughs, drinks, blackjack and cake as we send Gabrie off into the end of his twenties with a bang...or a whimper.

​Whatever, just RSVP and let us know if you can make it. Leave the presents at home, but don't forget to bring your pity, it's all Gabrie's got left.

​Cheers, Ryan Reynolds (not the real one, but the spirit of him)

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​Here are some of our raving 5 ⭐ Reviews from our loyal customers and patrons of Gabrie

​💵 "Wah this boy very sweet sia" - Patrick Tan, CFO @ Salad Ventures

​🎰 "Eh wah gah le gong ah, tis one my brother u dun anyhow fly airplane ah. Beta show up. Bring cai more better." - Jona Tan, Founder @ Lim Pei Toks (Pre-pre-Betatahan Release)

​🍷 "Eh Gab come my house leh" - Jack Yau, Retiree @ Runescape.com

​🃏 "Bro no gamble no future" - Terence @ idk where now

​💀 "Gab please apply for half day leave" - My favourite HR

​and of course, last but not least:

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​Hope to see you all there!