Whirlpool Jet Boat: The Soakening Begins!!
Calling all chaos-loving friends: ready to get launched into liquid insanity? Hop aboard Niagara’s most unhinged water adventure—Whirlpool Jet Boat —where our group chat’s going from “we should hang out more” to “WE ALMOST DIED (but like, in a fun way)!”
We’ll blast through Class V whitewater rapids at full throttle, do high-speed spins that’ll rearrange your organs, and get absolutely drenched—unless you’re the fancy one who picks the dry seats (we see you, Karen). It’s like a rollercoaster, but with way more screaming and significantly fewer seat belts.
Two ways to ride:
Wet Jet: No roof. No mercy. Just vibes, velocity, and a full-body baptism by river.
Freedom Jet (Wet or Dry): Choose your fate—soaked or smugly dry while your friends flail.
Trip includes:
Death-defying spins through Niagara Gorge
Historical tidbits so you can pretend it was educational
100% certified captains who swear they’ve done this before
A great excuse to yell “YOLO!” in 2025
Here’s the deal:
Group Discount if we book 10+
Just $80–$90 per person
Photos & videos included—so you can relive your shared trauma again and again
That’s right, your terrified faces and soggy high-fives? Captured in glorious HD. Use them as profile pics, blackmail, or family Christmas cards. We won’t judge.
Registration closes June 30th, 2025.
"And yep, I’ll take care of carpooling too—because why just organize the trip when I can also manage everyone’s transportation like the chaotic legend I am?"
Car pooling- https://1drv.ms/x/s!AiJGEmcDdgSHgUnboSxUp0p3oT0n?e=YMK3KY
Get more info at https://whirlpooljet.com/