KOLkadot Treasury FUDvaganza

​OPEN CALL FOR KOL to take the open mic and convince the OpenGov shadow-bags in a battle royale with cheese!

​WebZero, the team behind fan favourites like "The Polkadot Fight Club '23" (remember the first rule 🤫) is bringing you a night of excitement and decentralized miracles!

​🚨Don't miss this opportunity, if...

• ​You like grants and free money!

• ​You always felt these bought followers should finally pay off.

• ​You are a (insert chain)-maximalist and want to stop working at McD.

• ​You are tired of chains with undeclared promotions and the decentralization level of a multisig governed by one crypto bro and his alt accounts.

​Live it up like a flush Polkadot inflation rider, enjoy drinks and snacks and give it your best attempt at drinking the treasury to zero!

​Great things to look forward to:

• ​CT $hitposters

• ​Marketing ROI

• ​Genre-leading UX

• ​Salty bagholders

• ​Whales and Polkadot OG

• ​Nayed OpenGov applicants

• ​Canc3rDAO

• ​ShadowGov

• ​Kusamarians

• ​Polkadot.js

​⚠️ Allergy Warning ⚠️

​The program, organizers and participants may contain traces of satire.