Babaru's Big Bash

​🎪 BABARU'S BIG BASH 🎪
The After-Party That Actually Matters
📍 Hong Kong | 🗓 [27th August] | 🕰 8 PM - 2 AM

​Look, here's the deal:

​Everyone's been to a thousand crypto parties. Same FAKE angels asking the same boring questions about "market size" and "defensibility" while funding their 47th productivity app.

​This isn't that.

​Tonight, something genuinely weird and wonderful goes live. An AI therapist in a purple bowtie who's about to make your portfolio look embarrassingly predictable.

​What happens at 8 PM:
• Kickstarter launches (finally, something worth backing)
• Token allocation opens to angels (if they can handle investing in something that'll actually change the world)
• You meet the purple-bowtied phenomenon that's about to make everyone else's AI investments look boring

​Who should come:
Fun people! Otherwise seriously, do not come. You will hate this event.

Also: Angels brave enough to bet on something that isn't another L2 Blockchain (oops). People who spot cultural shifts before they become obvious. Humans with actual taste.

​The vibe:
Less "tell me about your TAM," more "holy shit, this is actually different."

​Invite-only because I don't have time for angels who think disruption comes with a PowerPoint.

​Apply: [www.babaru.ai]