


The Offline Sunday Club | London
Lock your phone away and reclaim a few hours of uninterrupted, screen-free time. Join us for a slow, offline Sunday in a cosy, light-filled space surrounded by plants, creativity, and good company - all set to the soothing sound of live acoustic guitar.
This is an intimate and exclusive hangout for <30 people, designed for unwinding, switching off, and getting stuck into the things you never seem to have time for - whether that’s painting, puzzling, reading, or just enjoying a quiet moment with a cup of tea.
The Flow
🕑 14:00 | Walk-in – Arrive, switch off, settle in.
🎨 14:00 - 15:00 | Connect with Yourself – Read, paint, journal, do a puzzle - however you want to spend your time.
🗣 15:00 - 15:50 | Connect with Others – Chat, play board games, swap ideas, or just enjoy the space together. No pressure, just presence.
🔄 15:50 - 16:00 | Round-up – A moment to reflect before heading back into the world.
What to Expect
✨ A bright, plant-filled space - relaxed, slow, and distraction-free.
🎨 Creative station - painting, crafts, word searches, origami, and more.
📚 Book swap - bring a book, take a book.
🎶 Live acoustic guitar - for the perfect Sunday atmosphere.
🍵 Free tea, coffee, biscuits, and cake - because Sundays should be slow and sweet.
🪑 Small & intimate - limited to 30 spots.
We can’t wait to swap screen time for real time with you.
Disclaimer: By trusting us with your beloved phone, you're showing serious faith in humanity! But just so you know, if it magically disappears, learns to fly, or mysteriously breaks, The Offline Club can’t be held responsible. In case you’re not quite ready to let it go, no worries - just turn it off and keep it tucked away, out of sight!
Refunds? Sorry, no take-backs.