SIEM Savings Comedy Stand-Up Show 🍻

​Defending networks is no joke, but tonight, it kind of is.

​Take a break from the madness and join Cypienta for a private stand-up show where the SOC crowd kicks back, the drinks flow, and the punchlines hit harder than your last 3 a.m. alert storm. It’s a night of laughter, camaraderie, and much-needed levity for security leaders, red teamers, and anyone who’s ever tried to explain log correlation to a CFO.

​🎤 Stand-up sets from comics who speak fluent SecOps
🍻 Drinks on us
👀 No slides, no selling, just signal and stand-up

​Cypienta is the pre-SIEM contextualization layer that turns raw logs into full attack flows and correlated stories without dropping a single event. By deduping and condensing data across sources, we help you save up to 90 percent on SIEM ingest costs while feeding clean, contextual signal into your SIEM, SOAR, and AI tools.

​📍 Location shared with approved RSVPs
🎟️ Seats are limited. Bring your SOC sense of humor

​Let’s make the only thing noisy the laughter.